NFL DRAFT: ROUND ONE
aka THE NIGHT OF TEBOW
Which brings me to my favorite (?) part of the night. The Ravens are on the clock with Pick 25. On the bottom of the screen, we see the graphic for pick traded, and the Raven turns into a Bronco. Next thing we know, we are magically whisked away to the magical Tebow Family Compound, where we see Tim "The Savior" Tebow on his phone surrounded by his Entourage of God. (Including the guy who was dressed exactly the same as Mr. Tebow, but I digress). As the Holy Wonder gets off his phone, him and his Army start putting on Bronco hats. While all of this is going on, Berman and Friends start flipping out because the RAVENS are drafting Tim TeJesus. They are all beside themselves with shock. They don't understand the pick! Then finally one of the Screaming Heads asks, "Who's on the clock?" They finally figure out what is going on, then Go(o)dell goes to the podium and announces the pick.
Now between every pick, the crew would talk a little bit about the previous pick, and start making "predictions" for the next pick, which in this case was Arizona. Only we had a little bit of a different treatment for this one. We get treated to Jeremy Schapp, in Tebow's house, interviewing him live for the ESPN cameras. Yes, we had a few other interviews of players selected during the draft, but this was by far the biggest and longest. My favorite moment of the interview was Tebow answering a question by saying he would give his "heart and soul" to the Denver Broncos. Wait a minute, how is that possible? Didn't he already give his "heart and soul" to a higher power years ago? Is he taking it back so he can give it to Josh "The Young" McDaniels?
Either way, ESPN's draft coverage last night was an EPIC FAIL!!!! Will tonight be better? Can they rein in Steve Young early tonight to make things more enjoyable for the viewer? I guess I won't know the answer, as I now plan to watch NFL Network's coverage. ESPN, you have successfully lost a loyal viewer for the evening.